THE DUKE OF DREAMS

Last week I bought a little over 10 ETH of Art. This week I'll buy more, but only if an Artist: Has a @NftyLeach LEACHER Pass... And does exactly what I say... I want a... 1. A Brand New Toilet Seat At Every Virtual or Meta Gallery. 2. Disinfected Doorknobs Every 2 Hours - meta doors or otherwise. 3. A Life-Size Cut-Out of myself at every gallery - meta or otherwise. 4. Dressing Room Filled With Puppies, Kittens and Rabbits - meta or otherwise. 5. Hand - carved ice balls in front of my house - for no reason other than I like large balls on my lawn (if in meta world, the sculpt should be to a minimum of a billion polys in count and sculpted in Z - Brush). 6. 19 Leafy Six-Foot Plants and 4 Leafy Four-Foot Plants - in every space I am in - meta or otherwise. 7. Diamond encrusted ledger sent to my home for me to put your work into and lock away anonymously. 8. Each artist with a LEACHER pass must have a Ph.D in neuro - science from an Ivy League College. 9. Have reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench - without submersibles. 10. Have competed in an international fencing competition whilst still in the womb prior to birth - and won. And they must never have drawn a PEPE... how crass.