D.A.O: DICKHEAD AFFIRMING OPPRESSION

YOUR WORK IS SO GOOD MATE. LET"S GET IT IN THE DAO. WE WILL SELL IT FOR YOU NO PROBLEM. JUST BUY ONE OF THESE TOKENS... *they are just $500* BUT DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT... THAT IS NOTHING. 1 ETH IS 1 ETH MATE. REMEMBER THAT... YOU'LL BE FLYING WHEN WE SELL ALL OF YOUR WORK FOR YOU. THANKS FOR THE ETH MATE... HERE IS YOUR TOKEN. AH SHIT... WE JUST REALISED... YOU HAVE NEVER SOLD ANYTHING TO AN UNTOUCHABLE LEGEND COLLECTOR... AH SORRY, SHOULD OF MENTIONED... UNFORTUNATELY THAT MEANS YOU AREN'T QUITE READY YET... ONLY UNTOUCHABLE LEGEND LEVEL ARTISTS AND COLLECTORS CAN ENTER OUR DAO... AND SHIT SORRY... THAT TOKEN IS NON - REFUNGIBLE... THINK OF IT LIKE A POAP THEN... *proof of absolute poo... you have been rugged, You are on the outside and you are not getting in. THIS IS DICKHEAD AFFIRMING OPPRESSION...